Archive for November, 2005

Pork soup

Friday, November 25th, 2005

The perfect winter-warmer, guaranteed to stave off pneumonia and Avian Bird Flu .

You may get a little upset as you drop the piglets into the pot, but I find it just gives me the fucking horn.

Pork Soup

Ingredients
1.2l/2 pint pig stock1.2
Handful piglets - no older than 6 months
450g/1lb pork belly, shredded
2 trotters
2 onions, peeled and sliced
2 sticks celery, finely chopped
2 carrots, peeled and finely diced
1 tbsp freshly chopped parsley
55g/2oz lard
55g/2oz plain flour
Salt and pepper
Pork scratchings to garnish

Bring the stock to the boil, add all the ingredients and watch the piggies squeal!

Garnish with herb, and you’re all done.

mmm... Pork Soup!

The Genocide of Remembrance

Tuesday, November 22nd, 2005

I took this photo in tribute to PPWP. I would have lost a lung smoking all those fags, but luckily there were some kids hanging round the pier who offered to do it for me.

The Genocide of Remembrance

I submitted this into the DMU and it was doing quite well. Meanwhile, I’d been invited to join the End Genocide Now! group, that was trying to bring the world to rights, but was quite unclear as to how some bunch of hippy cunts talking shite in an internet group might make a difference.

So I was in the middle of a pleasant conversation with the poor cow who misguidedly set up the group and adopted a policy of promoting everyone to admin status, when sexycorin Mark 1 got deleted.

Fucking Nazi cunts. It did mean this picture got a sympathy save into the DMU Folio. Though I’d rather have had a sympathy shag.