Archive for December, 2005

I’m a bit of an animal lover

Thursday, December 29th, 2005

To say the least, whether it’s stroking them, milking them, stuffing them full of parrot and roasting them for an hour and a half, or playing games with your cat:

Bukkate Party

Flickr can be a so informative, you know. I stumbled upon a wonderful set the other day, showing you how to prepare a dog. Talk about erotica, I don’t know what to do with my hands.

My favourite animals of all are my guard hamsters, they might be eating me out of house and home, but at least they keep me safe!

I've been feeding my hamster spinach

This bloke ask

Tuesday, December 20th, 2005

Diggers, go here:
http://shhexycorin.co.uk/2005/12/20/this-bloke-asked-me-out-2/

Doggers, go here:
http://shhexycorin.co.uk/2006/06/17/dogging-is-hard-on-the-single-female/

This bloke asked me out

Tuesday, December 20th, 2005

But I’m really not sure. I mean, he’s fit and everything and drove a fucking lovely car, but I think he’s a bit old for me and is probably just after a bit of totty rather than something serious…

What a fit cunt

What do you think? I mean, I’ve had my heart broken before… Can I risk losing my heart to this aging Lothario?

Rats!

Tuesday, December 6th, 2005

We had something of an invasion of rats at Castle Corin, the dirtly little fuckers were treating my home like a brothel. I didn’t get any sleep for a week or so due to all the ratty gangbangs going on.

Razzle Stack

After much scritching of the floorboards, there was further patter of tiny feet… But it meant my grocery bills went down for a couple of months!