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Crocodile Wrestling!

I started wrestling crocodiles when I was 4. They were always hiding under our house and snapping at your ankles, and it was only natural to want to strangle the scaly fucks, with their beady eyes and smelly breath.

Corindile Dundee

I went professional at the age of eight and in 1995 I won my first world championship in Berlin. PPWP and Helmut Newton met there for the first time and got on famously! They only came out of the opium dens to watch my fights at the stadium.

It was also there that I perfected my trademark move the Shhexy Strangler. This is where you slip your hand in its throat and rip out its gizzard. It’s a real fucking turn-on, especially if you do it naked!

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9 Responses to “Crocodile Wrestling!”

  1. Larry Miller Says:
    January 18th, 2006 at 5:23 pm

    Your story continues to expand and enthrall

  2. ♥ shhexycorin ♥ Says:
    January 18th, 2006 at 6:54 pm

    Thanks, Larry!

  3. posey Says:
    January 19th, 2006 at 4:11 pm

    you seem to be missing a hand

  4. ♥ shhexycorin ♥ Says:
    January 19th, 2006 at 9:21 pm

    It’s there Posey, gripping the jaw! I’m not sure where my legs are though.

  5. Tarky7 Says:
    February 14th, 2006 at 11:47 am

    ♥ shhexycorin ♥ Your got me guessing now. I thought you were just another lame ass ‘anarchist’ poser wannabee like the ‘anarchist poser chicks’ with the platinum American Express cards and the unbound fury against the world, dad and generally all guys that weren’t tortured and set to take on the world by first burning down Daddies Jag and then setting Mummie’s dog on fire, and the only way into my pants is to argue the ‘practice and theory of communism’ until dawn and even then I’ll kick you out of bed cause your a no good ‘male’ bent on world domination and I really like girls better so let me tear your heart in two.

    But now I discover you are not only a crocodile wrestler but a Kung for Manga Anime Champion to boot ! FarOut!

  6. ♥ shhexycorin ♥ » Blog Archive » The Corindile Dundee Spring Collection Says:
    February 26th, 2006 at 11:08 pm

    […] Eric took my past as a world-champion crocodile wrestler, for his basic inspiration, he added some pointy boots, a whole heap of shhexiness and KABOOM! The hottest oufits of the year! […]

  7. Whore-Bashing to be an Olympic sport in London 2012 » ♥ shhexycorin ♥ Says:
    April 24th, 2006 at 11:23 pm

    […] Now I just need to persuade Tessa to put Crocodile Wrestling on the menu too, then I might be able to sell some merchandise. […]

  8. Maranda Says:
    May 12th, 2006 at 9:05 pm

    I think that this is sooo fucking cool! I totally give the girl props!!! I mean that i could not do that at all!! that would be soooo scary, but she’s fucking awesome!

  9. Fatherlizzard Says:
    September 16th, 2007 at 4:17 pm

    Your fucken wonderful I love you

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