A stroke of good luck!
I was really hoping to find this in PPWP’s Archive, but it seems I don’t need to go rooting round in his dusty old boxes at all. I was on location in Fullburpham, near Staines, taking some shots of the toffs ready to go for their illegal fox-hunting regatta, when I passed this little shop and there it was, on full display!
The miserable old cunt running the place wanted £7.99 for it, I told him to go fuck himself and stuffed it under my jumper as soon as his back was turned. So now it is with great pleasure that I give you a little excerpt from “The Better Shot”:
“Hippies come in many guises, some don’t even wear tie-dye clothes anymore, but you can always recognise them by the smell, the dogs and the inane grins that comes with sticking good karma up your arse four times a day.
To successfully rid your property of travelling hippy cunts, there are 3 simple rules to follow.
1) Shoot first, ask questions later.
2) There is no such thing as wasting bullets.
3) Don’t bother with any questions, if you’ve done it properly they’ll all be dead at your feet anyway.”
February 2nd, 2006 at 11:32 am
you’ll never believe it, but I came across an audio cassette tape of that very book just last month!
February 3rd, 2006 at 7:01 pm
Really? Marvellous! Can you send me a copy?
February 6th, 2006 at 10:16 am
sadly it’s not mine - was in someone’s drawers when I was being nosy, but I’ll have another fossick around and see what I can drag up…