Clicky’s Diary: 2nd November 2005
Clicky clears up loose ends
PULITZER PRIZE-WINNING PHOTOGRAPHER was blighted for many of his days by the inconsiderate travelling folk who insisted on parking their foul-smelling caravans in the grounds of his vast estate. Here is an excerpt from Clicky’s last diary entry, prior to his arrest by MI5:
“I’ve had it up to the fucking bollocks with this lot. They’re pissing all over the lawn, disturbing my strolls in the bushes with Winston and nicking a shitload of meat from the freezers. The joke was on them though, they took the meat my chef chopped their dogs into last week! Ha! Serves ‘em right, cunts.”
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