Excellent news from the homeland!
I got an email from my cousin Bernard this morning. Finally some light at the end of his very dark tunnel! He’s been struggling for many years trying to cope with his job at the abattoir and his second job as a double-glazing salesman. Also his troublesome wife just won’t stop dropping sprogs, at the last count he had 6 daughters and 9 sons! Not bad going for someone so notoriously badly equipped in the trouser department.
But with some clever financing and a rare display of entrepreneurial panache (he sold half his kids to the local child trafficker), he’s finally managed to get himself a car! It’s a hideous people-mover, but he needs that to ship the family around, and it should make getting from job to job a little easier. I might have to visit him, now he’s not such a fucking pikey.
Bernard looking like a smug fucking cunt in his Fiat Multipla
March 25th, 2006 at 4:52 pm
[…] I thought cousin Bernard had gotten rid of most of his family to pay for his car, but it seems the cunt can’t keep his cock in his trousers – his missus just keeps dropping the little shits and they are finding it impossible to keep up the monthly repayments to the loan shark. […]