Dirty fucking lesbians
At the age of 14, my oldest friend told me she was a lezzer. Apparently she’d fancied me since we were both in the first year of infant school, but she’d never dared say anything as I was way out of her league. It’s true, but I probably would have let her have a go out of sympathy and admiration for her excellent taste in women.
Anyway, since that time she’s somehow managed to move on and found herself a girlfriend. They came to visit last weekend, what a night we had! They stole the show singing “Don’t Let Your Son Go Down On Me” at the tranny karaoke and then did a little poledance round the gangly geek in the corner. When we got back to mine, things got a little inappropriate and they ate each other out in the kitchen. No wonder they’re so fucking fat.

Preparing for a heavy session of clam lapping.
February 9th, 2006 at 10:15 pm
Dang girls, I thought there were no hotties where you come from.
February 10th, 2006 at 1:01 am
Speechless….
February 10th, 2006 at 10:17 pm
Nice beard. She could join a circus!
March 24th, 2006 at 6:05 pm
clamlapping?
that’s a new one…I like it.
March 25th, 2006 at 12:11 pm
it’s fucking disgusting!
March 27th, 2006 at 9:41 pm
[…] The lemurs moved here after being driven out of their home because the natives disapproved of their shhexual proclivities and burned all the little lemur babies in a gross display of discrimination. They’d heard that Brighton was rather liberal and open to deviant sexual practices, and they weren’t wrong! They’re also notorious performance artists and, knowing of my skill in the field, asked yours truly to take some photos of their latest piece, the Super Shhexy Lemur Gangbang. […]