I killed James Blunt last night
And it felt fucking great!
The weasel-voiced twat-merchant pushed me too far with his pitiful tripe and emetic dirges. To make matters worse, he popped round to my house, to sing me his “shhexycorin tribute song”. What a pile of shit.
He looked like he was wanking off a rhino as he sang, his piercing voice burst my eardrums and gave one of my hamsters an epileptic fit. That was it, the straw that broke poor Corin’s back!
I shot him twelve times in the face with my Luger, the hamsters disposed of his carcass in a matter of minutes.
So that’s one less whiny cunt for the world to deal with. Just let that be a lesson to you.
James Blunt wanking off a rhino
February 11th, 2006 at 9:48 pm
Bah. Serves him right.
February 15th, 2006 at 4:07 pm
yeah, the fucking cocksucker.
February 16th, 2006 at 7:28 am
amateur cocksucker, Jack!
He really sucks at fellatio.
February 16th, 2006 at 8:15 pm
Looks like he needs to drop his back
February 25th, 2006 at 3:10 pm
I hate it when singer/songwriters take a shite on my couch while moaning a tune…. so rude!
February 25th, 2006 at 7:15 pm
James Blunt? James Cunt. more like. I’m sorry you killed him, though, because I had a confirmed appointment (booke through his ‘people’) to kick his whining teeth in down the Event II this Saturday. Now I’ll just have to sit snivelling and picking my scabs in a doorway until I find a DJ’s wife or a supermodel to mug and set fire to.
February 25th, 2006 at 9:42 pm
Sorry, did I say James ‘Cunt’? Of course, I meant James ‘Clunt’. Unfortunately, for me, I’m blind and recently, while trying to break into Chris Eubank’s house to steal some shoes, I got my fingers jammed under a sash window, leaving them swollen and unresponsive. This has resulted in some unfortunate mis-spellings as I navigate around the web with my specially equipped braille keyboard. Once again, I am worry (see?!?)
February 25th, 2006 at 9:43 pm
Oh, by the way:
http://www.mother-road-chronicles.com/story/shexy.htm
March 1st, 2006 at 1:20 pm
Looks like he’s about to take a dump, would be in style though, he is just plain shite.
March 1st, 2006 at 2:39 pm
I’m so glad he’s dead.
March 11th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
i heard that noel gallagher is selling his place on ibiza just to get away from cuntblunt