If you ever had any doubt that all dogs deserve a long, painful death
About to eat the baby’s ear
You should look no further than this picture of a rabid hound of death ripping a month-old baby to shreds. The cunt just went for it, ripping the hair off in one clean bite, then proceeding to eat the baby’s face, stopping only to dip its tongue in some celery salt (I assume this dog thought it was some sort of connoisseur).
Now, I’m, sure this absolutely disgusts you, but this whole affair leaves me in something of a moral quandry, I mean I can’t stand dogs but babies make me want to do stabby things to them… Of course the perfect shholution is that the mutt can dispose of the kid and then I can get away with slaughtering the dog for dinner with society’s blessing. Result!
I cooked this one using the excellent The George Foreman Lean, Mean Dog-Grilling Machine™, but spiced it up a little it with a badger spleen and rhubarb leaf stuffing. It was lip-smackingly tasty.
As an afterthought - do you see what a terrible fashion taste dogs have? I wouldn’t even let my uncle with Down’s Syndrome wear something so retarded.