The Flickr Turns 2 Euro SuperHappyFun Party!
Doling out the Rohypnol
Seeing as they wouldn’t let me into the San Francisco bash, I decided I had better throw a little party of my own to celebrate 2 years of the wonder that is Flickr. I invited all my Flickr chums along, nearly all of them dropped everything to come to the party of the year!
Mary about to chug Rohypnol
My sister Mary even flew over with her gang of mates - she wouldn’t miss a good gangbang for the world - and she brought with her some high-grade Rohypnol that you only get out in Asia.
One of my patrons very kindly provided as much booze as we could neck, a free bar really is all you need to get a party swinging… Even some gatecrashers couldn’t ruin this night and within an hour or so, everyone stripped off and started to get busy. We’d shipped over a shiteload of prossies from Berlin, but, to be honest, we didn’t need them - everyone turned into a whore before long, so keen were they to show their love for Flickr!
I’m about to get lucky!
Expect the patter of many tiny Flickr-baby feet very soon, though we’ll have no idea who the fathers or mothers are, I feel this is another perfect example of the Flickr community spirit! Not to mention the several XXX DVDs that will be released off the back of this party, if you were there, expect a fat royalty cheque!
If you didn’t come this time, you better had next year or there’ll be trouble.
February 15th, 2006 at 4:06 pm
oh right… so thanks for the invite. I guess I’ll just save my collection of roofies and polaroids ’til next year. ho hum.
February 15th, 2006 at 4:44 pm
You were there Jack! Or don’t you remember…?
You monopolised me somewhat, but I had made you inject Rohypnol into your eyeball…
February 15th, 2006 at 5:08 pm
ohhhh… it’s all falling into place now. Those pink drinks your sis was handing round made me forgetful in my enthusiasm. Now, about those clinic results…
February 15th, 2006 at 7:52 pm
Congratulations! You’re up the duff?
Fancy an abortion? I’ll give you a friends & family discount.
February 17th, 2006 at 5:50 pm
well i hate to break it to you, but it’s not that sort of clinic…
let’s just say i didn’t go for the full wax for purely cosmetic reasons…
February 17th, 2006 at 6:29 pm
cor, well now I’m aroused.
February 17th, 2006 at 10:16 pm
I’m just plain itchy.
February 17th, 2006 at 10:17 pm
Must have caught it off one of the Berliners.
February 18th, 2006 at 8:04 am
That’s the last time I import cheap foreign whores
April 4th, 2006 at 9:30 am
Oh! What a time! I wish I could have attended.
Still, for a flickr party, there isn’t much photographic evidence!! If I showed up next time, there would probably be material for two websites and a home video sale, and/or courtroom exhibits which, in some cases could be valued even higher.
Retirement is just around the corner… easy sleasy!! ;o)