The Shhexiest Valentine!
I could barely open my front door this morning for the pile of cards and presents that the postman had delivered. Luckily I had my miniature snow-plough ready for just this sort of occasion.
After ploughing through the trash from my millions of stalkers, I found something that touched me deeply… this piece of embroidery was clearly designed to melt my heart and render me naked with desire.
I’m not sure who it’s from…, I have my suspicions… but I daren’t get my hopes up too much!
February 15th, 2006 at 6:16 am
God I’ve just been grinning at your fuckin funny website, hilarious. Maddog
February 15th, 2006 at 9:13 am
Thanks David! I’m very glad you like it.
February 18th, 2006 at 6:03 pm
That Beebo makes a nice piece of embroidery he does.
February 18th, 2006 at 8:05 pm
He has very nimble fingers.
February 21st, 2006 at 5:08 pm
Beebo nothing! Can’t you tell my handiwork when you see it? You’ve crushed my spirit.
February 21st, 2006 at 7:06 pm
I didn’t dare thnk it might be from you!