Feline Fellatio!
I’d spent weeks in the bush, following this tiger, when finally I got the shot I wanted. National Geographic offered me a six figure sum for it and I was about to go home, but my journalistic curiosity got the better of me, as ever!
The tiger had been acting funny, fluttering his eyes and twirling his whiskers at Clive, my native guide. Clive just laughed it off, but I knew there was more to it. That last night, I was swatting the mosquitos off my mimsy, when I heard curious groaning noises coming from the tent next door!
As I peaked my head into Clive’s tent, I couldn’t believe my eyes… There they were, eating pussy like there was no tomorrow, with a young cub watching, encouraging them… You might say he served as a fluffer.
It was all I could do to take a photo before having a good hard wank in the African darkness.
February 16th, 2006 at 10:12 am
Jesus!
hahahaha!!! XDDD
February 16th, 2006 at 10:21 am
Love the fact that he’s wearing a CATS T shirt!
Because Jetticles can
And Jetticles do!
:oP
February 16th, 2006 at 10:27 am
Well spotted, penpusher! I always thought Clive was a gayer because of his musical fetish, now I see the deeper, darker truth of it!
February 17th, 2006 at 5:53 pm
is a gayer like a bummer?
February 17th, 2006 at 6:14 pm
you got it, or a gaylord, as we used to call it in school.
February 20th, 2006 at 6:21 pm
yeah, like a homosexualist.
that white cat seems to be moving in for threes up.
February 20th, 2006 at 6:44 pm
or a woofter.
that little white puss was a perverted fuck.
February 21st, 2006 at 6:39 pm
that little white puss needs to learn some fucking manners, in all senses of the word.
but look, I know Clive has his secrets, only what the fuck is he doing with ping pong bats and balls in the corner of the room. Sicko.
February 21st, 2006 at 6:39 pm
And I just noticed the tiger paw motif on his beer mat too…
February 21st, 2006 at 7:03 pm
I think he’s a closet Thai dancer. A furry closet Thai dancer.
February 22nd, 2006 at 9:18 am
Practice makes perfect, I suppose.
February 22nd, 2006 at 12:46 pm
Practice makes you flappy.
/voice of experience.
February 22nd, 2006 at 12:48 pm
can make you floppy too
/voice of experiments
February 25th, 2006 at 2:37 pm
Somehow I doubt that of you, Jack.
February 26th, 2006 at 7:35 pm
aww shucks
February 26th, 2006 at 11:22 pm
Ah, you meant make me floppy…?
February 27th, 2006 at 10:25 am
*celebrates eureka moment*
February 27th, 2006 at 1:17 pm
get back in the bath.
February 27th, 2006 at 4:49 pm
so I can work on my screw?
March 11th, 2006 at 12:24 pm
You’re the only plug I’ve got.
March 14th, 2006 at 4:01 pm
with a butt like that? I’m surprised.
March 14th, 2006 at 7:16 pm
You’re more than man enough.
March 15th, 2006 at 4:31 pm
is this when i break out the archimedes stuff on displacement of fluids?
March 16th, 2006 at 12:23 am
I’ve been waiting to hear you say that for so long…
March 16th, 2006 at 10:34 am
its either that or we move on to Floating Bodies
March 17th, 2006 at 12:07 am
I’ll get the Man Utd shirts…
March 17th, 2006 at 3:49 pm
ok, I’ll bring the cheese straws
March 17th, 2006 at 11:25 pm
kinky bitch
March 20th, 2006 at 11:36 am
where?
April 8th, 2006 at 12:42 pm
all over.
May 7th, 2006 at 12:31 pm
very hot ,
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May 7th, 2006 at 1:11 pm
heh heh, hello!