Lovely, lovely rape
I’m a big fan of date-rape, Well, let’s be honest, who isn’t? After knitting (which is just fucking sick and should not be joked about), it’s the fastest growing hobby in the UK - it doesn’t cost much and is fun for all the family!
I love how people are being so inventive with it, this chap is clearly a genius. If he weren’t such an ugly cunt, I’d probably hunt him down and make him my love slave.
As it is, I’ll have to make do with raping myself. Again.
Wouldn’t you agree, baby you and me, got a shhexy kind of rape?
February 18th, 2006 at 11:45 am
American actor Nick Nolte pulled (pardon the verb) the same trick.
February 18th, 2006 at 6:33 pm
It’s a common trend, mainly because it works a treat!
February 19th, 2006 at 3:08 am
I’ve read some of your blog…or threads…or what ever the hell you call them, and I think we should have sex. Becuase I think our baby will be the ruler of the world one day. Btw, that abortion thing was sick! O.o
February 19th, 2006 at 6:19 am
hahahaha. I’m definitely not going to have a baby if it’s going to rule the world! It might get in my way.
But thank you for the compliment and the offer.
:)
February 22nd, 2006 at 12:46 pm
Jesus Christ!
That man has become my new idol. When I grow up I wanna be like him. Pinky promise.
February 23rd, 2006 at 2:36 am
“If I was a beautiful girl I’d rape myself in the shower.” - Robyn Hitchcock
February 23rd, 2006 at 7:03 am
Excellent. A motto for life!