My brother’s getting married!
Finally, the sad git has managed to convince a woman to spend more than five minutes with him, get naked with him and god knows what the fuck else, but they’re getting married!
Wonderful news, mainly because she’s a Brit, so he’ll be able to get a visa and move over here, and I need a bloke around to help me with the little things around the house.
Now, I do love my brother, but he is frightfully dull. So hopefully they’ll just live in Haslemere (where she’s from) and stay the fuck out of my life. If they try and move within spitting distance of me, I’ll call the Foreign Office and tell them he’s a member of the Tamil Tigers, I don’t want that sad cunt interfering in my happy little life!
One day I hope to be this shhexy…
February 24th, 2006 at 12:43 am
lol, love your sence of humour…..
February 24th, 2006 at 12:42 pm
Congratulations and Best Wishes to the happy couple! I’d ask when the date was, but I expect that they’ll just elope under cover of darkness and probably hunnymoon in Blackpool during the off season. Don’t want to frighten the tourists, what!
February 25th, 2006 at 7:15 am
congrats? that reminds me…will you marry me shhexy? O.o
no, actually, I’ve all ready bought a lady from Yugoslavia, ho hum…but am I invited to the wedding at least? :o
February 25th, 2006 at 7:51 pm
lol, love your sence of humour…..
Who is this ‘lol’ person? Everywhere I go on the internet he/she’s been there before me. Bleeding stalker. Bleeding? will be if I ever find out where he/she lives.