I got the tattoo I’ve been dreaming of!
It’s taken me a while to perfect the design, but I decided that I’d done enough procrastinating - it was time to bite the bullet and get it done!

It’s not that dissimilar to a tattoo my nan had.
The tattoo’s subject is something very close to my heart - cunt-punching has been a hobby of mine for many years now, ever since my mother first punched my cunt when I was five.
If you’re interested in learning about this exciting hobby, then contact your local Cunt Punchers’ Society, and they’ll happily lend you a hand!
February 25th, 2006 at 7:47 pm
You should get some great big hobnail boots and start cunt kicking instead. It’s faster, harder, and less messy (for you, anyway).
February 25th, 2006 at 10:54 pm
Mm. The nice folks who produce the incredibly NSW photos here seem to think it’s sort of a loving thing to do and apparently they use an inordinate amount of lubrication, daubed on with a paintbrush!
Not sure if you go in for that sissy stuff when you are dealing with YOUR hand puppets… different strokes, I guess.
February 26th, 2006 at 12:59 pm
I use crushed glass and superglue as lube, penpusher, anything else is just a waste of time. You should see what I can do with my barbed boxing gloves!
February 27th, 2006 at 1:53 pm
oh…
my…
god…
GENIFUCKINGUS
February 27th, 2006 at 7:34 pm
That got your dander up.
February 27th, 2006 at 9:45 pm
this is even better than your flickr!!
I love this kinda shit.
Btw, I don’t recognise Brighton in your pics, or am i living under a rock?
February 27th, 2006 at 10:04 pm
Thank you, Hutch!
I go to a lot of house parties, maybe you’re not looking hard enough.
:)
March 1st, 2006 at 12:23 am
dander not only up, i sent that link to some people at work and nearly got us all fired.
BRILLIANT!
March 1st, 2006 at 7:41 am
Excellent! You probably all deserve it.
March 1st, 2006 at 3:06 pm
don’t know about deserving it, but we certainly all want it.
March 1st, 2006 at 7:22 pm
RARR! Well, I’ll happily give it to you.
March 2nd, 2006 at 11:29 am
we’ll have to commemorate the occasion with a shhexy tattoo!
March 2nd, 2006 at 1:16 pm
what the fuck, i cant believe this website exists.
pure solid fucken GOLD !!!!
March 2nd, 2006 at 1:37 pm
Jack, may I recommend one that says “I gave shhexy the boot”, with appropriate illustrations?
Haha, glad you like it Chalk.
March 3rd, 2006 at 1:16 pm
I think that’s a great idea… perhaps one of these boots would do?
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October 4th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
I liked your theme colors. How did you get it? Btw i read all your post. Well done.
June 9th, 2009 at 6:21 am
colorful tattoos is very nice to see and the most of the tattoos becomes very attractive if they are colored with red and pink.
August 31st, 2009 at 12:24 pm
I don’t usually reply to posts but I will in this case. Nice.
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