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Look at those shhexy bitches!

My uncle Roger fancies himself as a bit of a fashion designer and he’s always out to make a quick buck, so I wasn’t surprised when he came to me with this fantastic idea, a whole range of high fashion items, inspired by yours truly.

Eric took my past as a world-champion crocodile wrestler, for his basic inspiration, he added some pointy boots, a whole heap of shhexiness and KABOOM! The hottest oufits of the year!

It’s the talk of the town, everyone wants to look like little old me. You just wait, you’ll be seeing shonky sweathouse versions for a tenner, in Top Shop by the week.

I don’t have to wait though, Eric had a special outfit done for me:- a real crocodile head, proper fuck-me-boots and the Tshirt and hot-pants are lined with polar bear fur to keep me warm. I look a fucking treat when I walk round Waitrose.

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