Dave Gorman can knob off
Miraculous piece of modern sculpture
After 5olly’s experiment to prove that Dave Gorman is a fraud, style ninja vork has recently taken on the shyster Gorman, with his daredevil creation, Glass, that has taken the modern art world by storm.
Gorman’s infamous rock balancing shenanigans have been shown to be nothing but a SHAM, as vork has clearly proven that he can balance things, on things that aren’t a rock. Fucking genius! The National Lottery should give him a grant. Or a new dobber.
February 28th, 2006 at 8:25 pm
Fucking hell you’re right! That miserable cocksucker Gorman can’t balance for shit. Vork on the other hand.. well, the results speak for themselves. God.
March 1st, 2006 at 3:29 pm
ah…there’s too many links, and i’m tired. lol And too many slang terms that I don’t understand..knob off? is that masturbating? shenanigans …I know that’s masturbating…I think. And dobber..masturbating? man, you guys have a lot of terms for masturbating.
March 1st, 2006 at 7:21 pm
*Jack*, vork is a god who deigns to walk among us.
*hafaball*…
:)
ah…
knob off = fuck off
dobber = head pointy thing
But we have plenty more terms for masturbating!
March 1st, 2006 at 10:07 pm
God, Corin.
You embarrass me.
March 1st, 2006 at 10:26 pm
You’re a fucking shit god, why else would you walk among us?
March 2nd, 2006 at 12:01 am
Don’t make me rape you again.
March 2nd, 2006 at 12:23 am
One day, vorkums…
March 2nd, 2006 at 11:27 am
yeah, i missed it first time round
March 2nd, 2006 at 10:28 pm
You’re one of the lucky few, Jack.
March 14th, 2006 at 8:22 pm
[…] Arnold is a fucking clever cunt The ongoing campaign to prove that Dave Gorman is a fraud took some exciting steps forward today, firstly, it went international and, for the first time, used LIVE things to do the balancing with! […]