If you ever accidentally kill the pizza boy
Then shove his oily body in your laundry basket, wheel him down to the launderette and chuck him in the tumble-dryer. Add a box of caustic soda, three litres of coke and put him on HOT for an hour and a half. Safe and hygienic body disposal for about a tenner. Bargain.
February 28th, 2006 at 6:18 am
Clean him? Are you kidding? What ever happened to just burying your corpses in the desert? I don’t know about you brits, but we americans have to maintain as much laziness as possible, and cleaning them would take way too much time.
February 28th, 2006 at 7:31 am
That’s all well and good, hafaball, but there are far more launderettes in Brighton than deserts! A girl has to make do with what she has to work with.
February 28th, 2006 at 9:55 pm
Clean him…that’s a good idea, they are smelly.
In Holland we grab him by the ankles, flip him over shake all the money out of his pockets, take the beer and pizza and throw him over the balcony.
February 28th, 2006 at 10:10 pm
You thieving Dutchers!
;)
Ah, it’s not cleaning him, the body dissolves nicely. Just make sure the old lady running the place isn’t around, or she’ll smell that something’s wrong.
February 28th, 2006 at 10:21 pm
Definitely Vanish Oxi Action.