Dave Gorman is a Fraud III
The ongoing campaign to prove that Dave Gorman is a fraud took some exciting steps forward today, firstly, it went international and, for the first time, used LIVE things to do the balancing with!
My mate Arnold has always been a bit of a revolutionary, as a child his mother threw in front of numerous tanks during the Tianamen Square incident. It was only the fact that he’s always been a chubby cunt that saved his shit-stained life. Now he never goes anywhere without a kilo of lard in his back-pocket.
After he read all about Dave Gorman and his shitty balancing act on my blog, he decided to go the extra mile and try balancing his cat Phyllis on his own back. Ingenious! I have rarely seen such poise and skill when it comes to putting things on top of other things!
Arnold is a fucking clever cunt
The only trouble is he’s balanced it so well, now he can’t get the fucking pussy off him again! He’s been like that for a fortnight now, it was only because his cleaner found him trapped there that he managed to get his photo taken. You’d think that would be the reason behind his miserable countenance, but it isn’t.
Arnold is a fucking miserable cunt.
March 14th, 2006 at 8:56 pm
Never believed in reincarnation, but that’s my REN!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/81341506@N00/76871062/
March 14th, 2006 at 9:03 pm
Have a good balance there, maintain for few days.
March 14th, 2006 at 10:01 pm
Not a fan of your blog or flickr photos - unprofessional, and very offensive!
Once again someone has clouded their little corner of the internet with garbage.
March 14th, 2006 at 10:10 pm
Phoe Phoe…
March 14th, 2006 at 10:39 pm
Thanks damonras, your opinion really matters to me!
I’ll delete both of them and stick my head in the shredder then, shall I?
March 15th, 2006 at 12:16 am
Oh, and Jochie, is REN a relation of this lot?
http://shhexycorin.co.uk/2006/01/26/under-surveillance/
March 15th, 2006 at 4:56 am
I do agree you’re very offensive shhexy…keep up the great work!! XD
March 15th, 2006 at 6:07 pm
I never knew he was, he kept it a secret for me, but he passed away.It’s all clear to me now, nights away, strange noises around the house, dead pigeons at the front door. He had to be MI5.
March 15th, 2006 at 9:08 pm
Corin, you are such a Rhouse! I think damonras has a point. You’re ongoing campaign against Dave Gorman is so unfair.
Before Dave, I never knew rock balancing could be so fulfilling.
March 16th, 2006 at 3:10 pm
O my god! Damonras is just SO right. I’m dereting all my shiznit as of now.
I can’t believe you’ve been leading us all up the garden path like that.
You little shocker!
Got any more?
March 17th, 2006 at 1:00 am
damonras I haven’t seen you since we met at that clinic in Switzerland. I hope that penis construction surgery is working out as well for you as it did for me. *Kisses*
April 9th, 2006 at 7:08 pm
Well, I don’t think it’s so easy, Corin. Not when your head’s totally bald and quite slippery, like mine:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/pigstyave/125842465/
April 9th, 2006 at 7:21 pm
[…] The campaign to prove that Dave Gorman is a fraud got all intellectual today. After Arnold’s innovative self-portrait, professional photographer and stuntman, Pig Sty Avenue had a stroke of, um, genius when he thought to balance a book about rocks on his noggin and manage to take a photo at the same time! […]