♥ shhexycorin ♥

I knew it. I just FUCKING KNEW IT. Those fat fucking sluts who set up a brothel up my street have been creating havoc in Brighton’s happy world of vice.

Never mind the mountain of litter, the condom shortage and the subsidence they’ve caused, these cheap heifers have declared war on one of the city’s most reputable establishments, The Playpen. This notable brothel has been plying its wares for many a year now and have won countless awards for impeccable service, including the Sussex Guild’s Business of the Year for five years in a row.

The fat slags have found it hard setting up their business with such stiff competition and so decided to mount an offensive against these kindly whores. They went to the Playpen the other day, armed up to the eyeballs and just started shooting. Luckily our favourite ladies-of-the night are always prepared and were packing their own pistols.

I tell you, it was like fucking Reservoir Dogs or something, bullets flying, no-one knew who the fuck was shooting who! Dead whores all over the place! The undertakers have been doing a roaring trade since, bodies keep turning up and they all want the most lavish coffins to be buried in.

Slut show-down - two whores about to shoot the fuck out of each other.

Not to mention that there’s now a fucking huge gaping hole in the market for prossies in Brighton, applications to the usual address please. No experience required.

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