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You won’t read much in the Evening Argus about Brighton’s lemur population, but that’s because the editorial team are a bunch of racist fucks who only care about Brighton & Hove Albion’s determination to destroy the local habitat with their new football stadium.

The lemurs moved here after being driven out of their home because the natives disapproved of their shhexual proclivities and burned all the little lemur babies in a gross display of discrimination. They’d heard that Brighton was rather liberal and open to deviant sexual practices, and they weren’t wrong! They’re also notorious performance artists and, knowing of my skill in the field, asked yours truly to take some photos of their latest piece, the Super Shhexy Lemur Gangbang.

What a day! The lemurs were going at it hammer and tong for hours, taking each other in every possible orifice, but mainly up the arse. I think at the climax of the event there were twenty of them, sucking, licking and poking… I never thought I’d wish I was a lemur, but damn I wish I had a stripy tail and some wild stary yellow eyes…

Lemurs fucking each other senseless, the shhexiest sight I’ve ever seen

They were so pleased with my photographic work that, once they were done, the furry little buggers gave me some special attention of my own. God. I tell you, there’s nothing like a team of tiny primates nibbling at your cunt and tweaking your nipples. Best day’s work in months, ROCK ON!

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