It’s hard being a Shhexy Shhuperstar!
Especially when you have all manner of freaky bastards following you round and trying to get into your tiny pants.
I don’t have so much of a problem with my many of my loyal and obedient fans, but this guy just totally got on my tits. Not literally, you understand, I wouldn’t let him near my delicate little buds.
No, this cunt was so lazy, he was wheeling himself round in a chair, no wonder he was such a fucking porker! He’d hardly be the most attentive of lovers, if he couldn’t even be arsed to walk, would he now? I need a man with vim and vigour. Plenty of spunk in him, you know?
March 31st, 2006 at 7:01 pm
that cap’s gotta go too