Poorusher’s Shhexy Foursome
RARR! Shhexy boys!
It was certainly a wild weekend, but, as yet, no-one’s dared mention poo’s unmentionables.
Yes, the dirty stop-out left our bijoux Flickr party to go cavorting with a pair of young Adonises, Carl and Wayne from Whitehawk. Last, but in no way least, the delectable Chardonnay, who’d come all the way from Worthing for some cottaging fun.
They got the night-bus to a camper van in Moulsecoomb, mainlined some Rohypnol and then partook of a debauched session of Jelly Twister.
Shhexy Motherfucker!
Chardonnay was a stripper at the lesbian stripclub, Candybar. She was fresh off the boat from the Ukraine, where weakly visits to the salt baths keep her skin fresh and tight. Poo was telling me that he’d been hoping she would be considerably sloppier, but that that disappointment was quickly overcome by the state of Wayne’s arse.
When poo woke in the morning, he was alone. When he joined us for breakfast he was clutching these photos that they’d left for him. So I nicked them, and thought I’d post about it on my blog and take the piss out of the poor cunt! But it’s just so fucking sad. And beautiful.
I can’t…
:’(
April 5th, 2006 at 9:35 pm
Well that explains his half-arsed performance with me in the toilets down the Pier later in the day. I didn’t even lose consciousness, it was nowhere near the experience it was last time. I can usually smell emotions a mile off, stinks like pondscum, but apparently Poo has found a way to cover the scent. Damn.
April 6th, 2006 at 1:08 pm
Last time I smoked a rohypnol coated bong, it destroyed all the effects of 4 pills and an eighth of speed. How the fuck this cunt played jelly twister after mainlining the shit is beyond me.
What is he, a robot or something ???
April 6th, 2006 at 6:43 pm
It was just fucking good jelly.
April 6th, 2006 at 8:55 pm
Well chalk, welcome to the world of rohypnol, it makes you greener than the HULK!
April 7th, 2006 at 6:52 pm
welcome ?? i left that shit behind 10 years ago.
if i want a sledghammer to the head, ill go down the hardware store and get the handyman to do it for free
April 7th, 2006 at 6:53 pm
now where can i get me hands on some of dat JELLY ??
April 8th, 2006 at 8:28 am
Ha, I knew you’d want a piece of that,
April 9th, 2006 at 9:07 am
:)
December 28th, 2006 at 12:25 am
dont know u at all nor what youre on. but carl is gorgeous. do he live in whitehawk????? well anyway, big xxxxx’s to him from me!