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Kenny balances a book

All-time fave and bosom buddy, BigVern launched a personal attack against Pig Sty Avenue, after PSA’s glorious attempt to prove that Dave Gorman is a fraud.

Vern has dazzled the scientific community with his literary choice of balancee. And Kenny is such a brave little boy, he suffered an allergic reaction to Vern’s badly packed kebab and died shortly after the picture was taken.

The government is launching a full investigation into Vern’s balancing experiments and promises that this sort of horror will never happen again. Fucking worth it, I say. What’s one whiny cunt of a kid, when you get a shot like this? The Good Name of Photography thanks you, Vern.

Oh yeah, and Dave Gorman eats horse beans. He’s a horse bean eater. He likes to make little patties out of horse beans and serve them in baps with mustard, cheese and ranch sauce.

He matures the fattest horse beans for months on his windowsill, then chews them for their hallucinogenic properties.

Trust me, if Dave Gorman invites you round his house for a fondue party, DON’T GO.

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