Louise Woodward has a baby!
Louise and Jamie
Celebrity baby-sitter and convicted murderer, Louise Woodward has presented her boyfriend Wayne with the ultimate Easter gift by giving birth to a new baby boy.
The baby-shaking witch glowing mother welcomed their first child a few months ago, but waited until today to announce it to the world. “You know,” said Louise, “Just in case.”
Little Jamie made his grand debut at the Little Chef off the A27 near Chichester. And if the newly-released photos of him and his parents are anything to go by, both mum and dad are overjoyed with their new arrival. The pictures show Wayne and Louise, both smiling broadly, as they take turns holding the bundle of joy.
A statement released by the couple’s solictor confirmed that both Louise and the baby are in excellent health, if looking a little fat after the pregnancy and nearly gorging herself to death on Coco-Pops.
To see the rest of my photos from this happy event, you’ll just have to buy this month’s copy of Hello magazine.
April 17th, 2006 at 12:43 pm
Child - I’d lose the tie, it’s like a shakey-extension to a murderous mummy.
July 13th, 2008 at 12:16 am
The Eappens leave their baby with a 19 year old foreigner and the McCanns leave theirs alone to go on the piss, nice to know that those in caring professions have such family values.