♥ shhexycorin ♥

Brighton’s Boy Scout troupe were a fucking disgrace, run by a corrupt bunch of paedophiliacs who cared more about starching their boys’ uniforms than they did about fun, games or the discipline that makes the Scouts such a noble institution.

Known for my skills as a lifestyle guru, your very own Shhexy was roped in to whip these boys into shape. The first step was teaching them how to march properly. Previously they had been mincing along like a bunch of woofters, out of time and with no fucking style to speak of.

A robust training session later, accompanied by Wagner and me barking orders from the sidelines and the boys finally got it. Look at them now, doing the Shhexy Salute!

The Brighton Boy Scouts finally learn how to march!

Next week, I’ll be showing how to dress in an appropriate manner - I’m a dab hand at fiddling with young boys’ woggles.

This entry was posted on Thursday, April 27th, 2006 at 8:26 pm and is filed under shhexycorin's blog. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.