MI5 Are Fucking Shit at Covert Surveillance
Over the last few months, I’ve been a good girl and haven’t been doing anything to attract the attention of the authorities. But it seems that, my beloved Nuggets Mahoney and myself have caused something of a stir with our new Flickr group, FlickrCentral (Uncensored). It was either the behaviour of some of our esteemed members that did it, or maybe it was the revelation of our love affair to an unsuspecting society, but those cunts from MI5 are outside my house, AGAIN.
I could spy better than this with my Tony The Tiger Secret Agent kit. Wankers.
They’ve been there for the last five days, watching my every move, making notes, taking photos. But the fucking idiots haven’t realised that they left their camouflage in the van! I can see their every move, which admittedly is only every few hours and they do have the good sense to keep quiet though, except when it gets to dinner time. I’ve been feeding them tins of tuna just to shut the cunts up.
What really makes me sick is that MY taxes are paying for these utter incompetents. If you’re going to take my hard-earned cash to get people to harass and initimdate me, then the least you could do is get someone who can do it properly. Ya cunts.
May 1st, 2006 at 8:58 pm
Look at them balancing, the’re worth every tax penny. They’ll leave if you close your shower curtain when you shower i can tell you that.
May 2nd, 2006 at 10:13 am
If you took the dog inside for a bit they might come down and fuck off.
May 2nd, 2006 at 10:58 am
I would love to blast that lot with a shotgun!