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Aw, he got the whore flowers!

It’s all been a bit quiet on the whore front since the Whore Wars back in March. The police clampdown and curfew really put the dampners on the sex trade for a while, not to mention the alarming rise in violent attacks against Brighton’s prostitutes/.

But the working girls at Brighton’s most reputable whorehouse, The Playpen, aren’t the type to take things lying down and decided to whip up trade with a special offer that the men in this town (and a fair few of the women) are finding it very hard to resist.

The premise is simple, buy one prostitute, get one free. Or go twice with your favourite whore, at no extra cost. The cunts are queuing round the block to get their hands on this tasty bargain!

The upshot of it all is that the customers are spending a lot more quality time with the whores, are getting to know them as people and, funnily enouugh, are finding that these sluts are actually warm, funny people with a lot of love to give. We’ve had two marriages in the last month, there are several babies on the way. The whores are happier than they’ve ever been and, as a lot of them have been leaving their jobs to start families, unemployment in the city is at an all time low!

These two really hit it off, it started as business transaction, now they’re in love!

God, it’s great to be able to bring you some happy news from the world of Brighton’s whores.

Capitalism FUCKING ROCKS.

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