♥ shhexycorin ♥

No updates in how long? It must be written by the laziest cunt in the world. Or a rather busy one who tends to get tired after being forced to use her brain all the time. Work has been getting on top of me of late and it’s been stopping me from writing crap on the internet.

Of course, I’m not one to see this as a problem, more of an opportunity. With so much to do and so little time to do it in, I decided enough was enough, I needed a creative solution! So I consulted the world’s very best men of Science on the possibility of creating a Corin Clone.

Apparently human cloning isn’t really allowed at the moment, but the science boys are big Shhexy fans, so bent over backwards to help me. It took a couple of weeks but finally my clone was ready! But bless those geeks, they didn’t make me just one, but a whole army of the things. I’ve had to rent the next door flat just to have somewhere for them all to sleep. Luckily I’ve been able to take on more work than ever though, so money really isn’t a problem!

shhexycorin clones on sale in all good hardware stores, £300. Order yours today!

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