Dogging is hard on the single female
It’s not easy, you know, trying to be a dogger when you don’t have a car or a boyfriend.
I’ve been going to all the best dogging spots in Brighton, up Devil’s Dyke, down to Duke’s Mound, and near Telscombe Cliffs… but I have to get the bus (really not a good idea) or walk there. Which means I’m all out of breath and sweaty before I even try to pull.
Doggers are so fucking picky and critical, if a woman isn’t all spruced up and looking immaculate, they’re really not interested. So I try bringing a little beauty kit with me, retouch my make-up before getting to the carparks, I even got some portable hair-straighteners as my hair tends to go frizzy in the fog.
Some relief for the single female dogger.
So I’ve had no fucking luck for the last month, I keep walking round carparks, wiggling my arse at the blokes and couples in the cars… but no cunt will even look at me. And I’m so fucking horny, it’s driving me to desperation!
Then the other day, just as I was about to ram a fist up myself for some relief, I happened upon this naughty little tree that was ever so well-endowed. I sidled closer, he looked amenable to my advances and pretty soon I was bouncing away, having the time of my life!
I’ve always been dismissive of hippy cunts, it’s how I was brought up, but maybe they were right all along, tree-hugging is the best hobby a girl can have!
Those doggers can just fuck right off.
June 17th, 2006 at 11:41 am
i have the same problem. but i’ve bought a bus pass
July 2nd, 2006 at 9:57 pm
If you are so horny there is a man in edinburgh who would quite happily help you out….
July 29th, 2006 at 12:28 am
I’m just finding out about dogging on the internet and am interested in getting involved. Maybe you could tell me more about the places you’ve been. Is the telscombe cliffs place good (round behind the tavern right?), another site said it was not that busy. Alternatively we could just meet up sometime for some fun ;-)
I’m a 22 y.o. lad with plenty of energy and am ready to go!
August 1st, 2006 at 5:27 pm
ill give u a lift hun at least 9 inches high xx
January 31st, 2007 at 3:31 am
Hi, I am looking for a dogging partner..Based Brighton…write me back for a chat..
Lex
March 31st, 2007 at 2:58 pm
i’m heading up devil dyke with a mate 2night if you want sum fun?
April 1st, 2007 at 6:07 am
damn. I missed you.
:’(
June 3rd, 2007 at 12:43 am
Hi Corin!
Funny, I’ve been to the Devil’s Dyke a couple of times and never met anyone up there. I can take you up with me sometime and maybe we could get other people involved.
Whaddya say? Drop me a Line
Nice site btw
July 14th, 2007 at 2:09 pm
may i be of assistance…?
December 12th, 2007 at 6:55 am
Anyone who has ever been dogging can see this is just a joke to include the sexy tree pic. Any girl that was seen wandering round the carparks of Devils Dyke or any other dogging spot would be surrounded in 5 seconds by horny doggers. It doesnt matter if she looks like waynetta Slob because us doggers dont mind how a girl looks as long as she is a dirty fucker.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:01 pm
Love it !!! Dogging is a great hobby !!! :OP
June 15th, 2008 at 10:06 am
I fancy some action, 51 yr old fem will try f/f f/m/f f/m/m 07971057266 Travel around uk xxx
August 3rd, 2008 at 12:44 am
any fun in dublin
August 3rd, 2008 at 12:45 am
anything
August 14th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
I never have that problem in Gloucestershire, can always find plenty of willing guys
Rachel xx
http://www.rachelreveals.co.uk
August 18th, 2008 at 4:46 am
Hi Im based in southampton near the new forest if any single girls want a nice guy with a nice car to take them dogging drop me a line id be happy to help I have a LTD Edition Audi A6 Turbo with nice leather seats! but may have my new car by the time you reply A top of the range S Class Mercades.
August 20th, 2008 at 7:07 pm
I’ve not had much luck at all round Brighton! I go up devils dyke a lot, and just find blokes hoping from one car park to another! Is there something I’m missing? Any girls want to help me out?
September 3rd, 2008 at 10:07 pm
Hi Shhexy,
I don’t really have trouble meeting guys in dogging spots. We tend to use the services of the website listed to organise meets. The guys there know some great spots :)
Sue
October 26th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
Hi Corin, I’m not sure how long aga your posting was, but these days, nothing much seems to happen at all. We were up the Dyke last night, and apart from a weirdo in a 4×4 who didn’t seem to know what he was doin, there was nobody there 4 me and my good lady to play with. We aint looking to play wiv sngl blokes but dont mind puttin on a show, but we’d really like to play wiv cpls or bi-fems, but with the exception of arranging private meets, this is becoming a rareity with dogging. So, if any cpls or bi-fems r thinkin of doggin within sussex, let us know so i dont keep wastin petrol and shagging time !
November 1st, 2008 at 1:57 am
am gonna be at telscmbe cliffs site sat 1st, am 25, in the RAF and am sex obsessed, sorry. any ladies welcome, i do love it, look for a w reg saxo. x
November 21st, 2008 at 3:35 am
anytime you want to wiggle at me ill fuck and suck your cunt rotten just e mail mexxxxxxxxxxxxx