MSN Friends!
I do love meeting new people online. Normally it’s just blokes wanting to have sex with me in carparks, or send them dirty pictures of my shhexy legs in thigh-high boots.
Shhexy Marie-Elizabeth, new bezzie.
But sometimes you meet a true friend and it was completely by chance that I bumped into Marie-Elizabeth on a knitting forum, of all places. Don’t tell a soul I hang out there, knitting is for sad fucking fucks, but money is tight and if I don’t want to die of hypothermia this winter, I need to make me some jumpers.
Anyway, I was asking for advice on purling the perfect neckline and this girl with the username Hot-ME started chating to me. We got shouted at for going off-topic (dropping a stitch, they call it!), so we swapped MSN addresses and went private.
You know how you just click with people sometimes? We’ve talked every day. Marie-Elizabeth and I are like that, we talk for hours about the many men we’ve shagged, the men we want to shag (yes, we both have a list) and what sexy clothes we’ll wear to get these men into the sack.
Bosom buddies, that’s what we are!
July 15th, 2006 at 3:40 am
I personaly have visited with miss corin and I can attest to her very real existence ! She sat on my lap while we drank guiness and tortured small animals in preparation for the night’s BBQ.
She is very cute asian chick of unknown origin with a mouth that would suit a drunken sailor or a southbound trucker on speed !
The bitch totally broke my heart after a lusty night’s frolic. When the morning came and I blissfully gazed at the sleeping lips of an angel she awoke and kicked my ass into the street wearing only a ratty sheet ! (me in the sheet, standing in the cold street)
After that I relentlessly kept calling her answering machine and sending flowers and choclates but to no avail. I even offered her money to have my baby, but she would have none of it.
Now I pace my flat in relentless obsession hoping to find a way to curry her favor. I think I am doomed to never see her again but I can’t get that night of pleasure out of my head, the taste of the charred rodents and other animals, the fiery look in her eyes, my passion, her rap. My freinds have tried to get me to go out with other girls, but I will have none of it.
Ruined in Surrey
July 15th, 2006 at 11:37 am
Tragic tale, but one that isn’t unexpected. When you play with fire, you are bound to get burned, and it sounds like that last poor chap got a dreadful case of third degree Shhexy.
No. In a situation like that one, the thing to do is relax. Everything on this rock is temporary anyhow. So, why try to possess it, especially one as wild and free as Ms. Corin? No wonder poor Tarky was unceremoniously kicked to the curb like so much rubbish. When you start trying to lay claim, you get pwnd! Fortunate that she let him have that sheet because he could be running down the block in the altogether, holding his ween in cupped hands like so many wankers hoping to snatch a glimpse outside of Shhexy’s bathroom window!
And now, here’s your dedication: Boy George singing “The Crying Game.”
September 11th, 2006 at 10:30 pm
love to make friends with lovely people.
September 25th, 2006 at 11:11 am
hi sexy lady
September 25th, 2006 at 11:59 pm
hi there!
September 29th, 2006 at 11:14 pm
ello am looking for gurls just 2b be friends can u add me? manchester-kerrie@hotmail.com
April 6th, 2007 at 12:44 pm
CHAT
June 11th, 2007 at 2:44 pm
pleez add me
July 17th, 2007 at 8:16 am
i am male 21 years old from Thailand.
August 13th, 2007 at 5:12 pm
heyyy hunn…do u really want a realll sex??if u want,call me;)
August 26th, 2007 at 6:30 am
I am male 26 from China,want to chat with you,want a ture friend.please add my email in msn
August 27th, 2007 at 12:32 pm
I’m waiting you………
October 16th, 2007 at 12:58 pm
i’ll fuck you
October 19th, 2007 at 3:56 pm
Hi, male 24 from Thailand. Can I be your friend. Please add me to your msn . I want to be your friend from world wide
November 22nd, 2007 at 6:46 am
hi,i’m come from china
November 26th, 2007 at 4:39 am
Hi, I’m 25 yo guy from Thailand. Nice to be your friend. Please add me to your contact list.
March 31st, 2008 at 2:13 pm
u seem like a slut but tell em 2 leave you alone butthe way ur speakin it seems lyk ur a prostitute
March 31st, 2008 at 2:14 pm
fucking bitch
July 18th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
add me to your msn we will speak yes add me