Archive for January, 2007

Fucktards on Flickr

Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007

God, but people get upset about shite on the internet, don’t they?

A massive gripe amongst the Flickr Flappers at the moment is the idea that blogging a picture off the site is theft and that these people should be punished. That it is outrageous that someone could consider blogging without asking permission to do so! Some cunts are really missing the point of the internet, methinks. Namely that the internet exists as a method of sharing information, that blogging is a big part of this and that generally if a Flickr picture gets blogged it is a good thing.

One above that in the hysterical hand-flapping charts are the Petitions to Flickr lot. As far as I can make out, this came about because some dodgy porn site was scraping pictures of children off Flickr and posting them in a dodgy location.

Of course, this is unacceptable, but the furore that followed was a fantastic display of ignorance. They have been making all manner of suggestions as to how Flickr can stop paedophilia - ranging from demanding creditcard verification before allowing an account to be opened, to tracking all IP addresses and sending them to the FBI, blocking anyone that ever faved a picture of a child… the list was too ludicrous to bother investigating, check the group out if you’re interested. Don’t these people realise that all paedos get castrated before they reach puberty these days?

Another case of idiots escaping the asylum. They post pictures of their precious kids on the internet and then call anyone who looks at them a paedophile. Because a paedo is never going to be a parent, relative, neighbour or friend, is it? Not in 95% of cases? Implausible.

I just wanted to point out that they should be grateful the pervs were just wanking over their kids and not raping them… But I figured that some parents might view this as though their kids were under-achievers, so I buttoned my lip.

Sexy Ashtray

Last, but not least, is the story of the twat in the US who left $10,000 of camera equipment under a jacket and is getting idiots on Flickr to fund buying him new gear because apparently his insurance won’t cover it. Unbelievable.

I got twatted with lomokev on Friday and offered a copy of the picture below, signed by the both of us. But they deleted my thread and banned me from the group.

Ungrateful cunts.
:(

I’m just a lazy cunt

Sunday, January 21st, 2007
Lazy fuck face, shhexycorin
Lazy fuck face, shhexycorin

Fuck nose what’s going on with this blog, but it’s been well over a month since the last post and that one was just a convenient way of linking to some javascript bookmarks for my flickr buddies.

What have I been up to? Well, there were the delights of Christmas and the drug-fuelled spack-outs of New Year’s Eve, with the inevitable near death experience (a cold) and attempts to get a little bit healthier before throwing it all in for a dripping and lard sandwich on a cold winter’s night. I’ve been getting into Twitter. Which is just weird, but gives you a nicely disjointed way of communicating and keeping up with your friends. Cheapskates will also have worked out that with the right settings you can send your mates text messages for free with it. Though that might just for the English, I don’t know, or care!

So maybe I need a belated New Year’s resolution to be a more dedicated blogger, an internet superstar such as myself really shouldn’t neglect her adoring public as I have done. I’m sorry if any of you have killed yourselves because of it. I’m going to get dedicated, nay, addicted to blogging again! Or I’ll be a crushing disappointment…

We’ll see. You’ll love me forever, whatever happens.
:)