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Figging is the new dogging.

When the vicar comes a-knocking.

You all know what a big fan I am of alternative sexual practices, my recent all-time fave being the noble art of figging. In fact, I’d been so busy figging lately, that I’ve completely forgotten to eat.

I opened my fridge for the first time in weeks and there was a writhing mass of maggots crawling all over the 10lb gammon I’d put there back in February. Fortunately, I’d just been reading this fascinating article about a man who gets off on putting maggots on his cock. Genius!

What could be shhexier than shoving a few of those squirmy little critters up your genitals? I tell you, it makes going to church 300% more interesting. I even convinced the pastor to give it a go. He had a naughty little smile on his face during the whole of his sermon. Filthy Father.

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