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I'm old and lonely, SF Buckaroo has ditched me and suicide is against my religion. What do you suggest I do?
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Dear Aunty Barb,
Why is Beebo such a cunt?
signed,
curious
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Dear Aunty Barb,
I really really fancy this girl called Corin, but I don't know what to do about it.
Can you help?
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Dear Barbararara
Is it true that women have to climax in order to conceive? Or is it just a damned fine lie?
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Dame Barbara Cartland [deleted] says:
Dear Pope,
Youre a very powerful man, and a good looking fellow to boot.
Get a haircut, a new dress and you won't be short of suitors, mark my words.
Get back on the scene, you have nothing to lose.
Love & kisses
Barb
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Dear Curious,
I'm sensing that you hold repressed desire for beebo. Take some time
out to think about your feelings for him, maybe ask him to go for a
coffee sometime?
Barb
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Dear Goblin,
You look like an intense young man, is it too early to be thinking about marriage?
Maybe a year out in India working with the untouchables would give you some perspective.
If you're ready for the commitment, then you need to speak to Corin's
father. If he gives you permission, then make sure you invite me to the
wedding.
Yours, etc.
Aunty Barb
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Vern,
In fact conception is only possible if the woman has no enjoyment from sex whatsoever.
Concentrate on pleasing yourself and you'll hear the patter of tiny Verns in no time.
I make an excellent godmother.
Barb
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Why am I so misunderstood?
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Dear Mr Normal,
People are wary of change and have a distrust of strangers.
Stay calm and in control, in time they will learn to love you for the big-hearted sweetheart that I know you are.
Be strong, brother!
Yours in solidarity,
Barb
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Dear Aunty Barb,
Why do lust after certain members in DMU?
signed,
curiously lusting
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Dear Curiously Lusting,
The desire to find a mate is a natural impulse in all animals. Trying
to decide on the best vessel for your genes is part of the process.
You need to decide on the object of your affection and then make your
move. Maybe buy her some flowers and ask her for a walk in the park?
Romance and chivalry are the watchwords here. With some careful
manoeuvring you could find yourself the perfect partner to share life's
adventures.
Good luck!
Aunt Barb
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Dear Aunt Barb:
I find myself in a curious position. A man I work closely with, and
admire deeply, has become a little more than a friend over the years.
We struggle with this, and neither of us would dream of compromising
our professional integrity. I think we have been successful in
balancing our professional lives with our private hopes.
The problem is this: I'd like to run for Vice President on the same
ticket as someone he, in essence, fired. This person and I have strong
family connections that go back generations. But I fear that my close
associate will not approve of my sharing a ticket with this other man.
What should I do?
Best regards, and happy holidays,
Dr Condoleezza Rice
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A post-script: For various reasons, I would not be able to share a
ticket with my close associate, but I don't wish to give too many
details, as I wish to avoid identifying the gentlemen involved.
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Dear Ms Rice,
Is there really the need for you to keep this relationship secret? I
assume that neither you, nor your "associate" are already married?
If this man is serious about you, then you both need to think about your future together.
Try testing the water to find out how he feels about marriage, maybe
you could happen to pass a jewellery store in the shopping centre one
day?
Hopefully this will drop the hint and he'll ask you to marry him. In
which case you'll be able to forget about all this career nonsense and
get on with what women do best, being a mother.
If he's not looking for a wife, then, sad as it may be, you'll probably
want to look at finding someone who does. Having dedicated so much of
your life to your career means that you're leaving it a little late to
be starting a family.
Hope this helps,
Barb.
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Barb,
First of all... the advice you've given the folks above is quite impressive. Inspired me to write you.
I'm not into seeing Normal's ass as the group icon... and would rather see Condi's ass there instead.
Is this normal?
Thanks in advance... and smooches to you.
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I'll leave the official answer to Barb, Hashim A, but I know you're not
alone. A friend of mine likes to say, "There is a time and place for
pictures of the President in hot pants, and that would be The
Condoleezza Rice Administration."
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Dear Hashim,
A healthy rump is the sign of a healthy body, and the likelihood is
that someone with such a rump would be a perfect mother for your
children.
Ms Rice is also a woman in a position of considerable power, and power is a wonderful aphrodisiac.
I suggest that your admiration for her rump is perfectly healthy, and
something to be encouraged. You never know, one day you might even be
allowed to touch it.
Toodlepip,
Barb.
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CB,
Hillary/Obama vs. McCain/Rice
Looks like someone got to the group icon and changed it... I have no clue whose ass that is.
;o)
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Why do people block me when I haven't pissed on their dogs or their legs?
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maybe try pissing on them , who knows
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Dear Mr Gobeil,
You're probably suffering from Alpha-Male Syndrome, where lesser males
in the group are intimidated by your masculinity and the awesome power
you have over women.
Perhaps a less confrontational attitude would mean that people find it
easier to accept you. Try joining in with the fun and games of the
younger males and they'll soon respect you as a worthy leader, rather
than feeling that your power over them is enforced.
It's tough at the top,
Barb.
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Woof woof.
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Dear Ms Elinesca,
There is nothing less appealing to a man than a desperate woman and
nothing more likely to send him running to the whorehouse, than a young
lady bleating on about marriage.
Whilst marriage is the ultimate aim for any lady, the trick is to make the man believe that it is his idea.
Poise, dignity and a graceful sense of humour are arrows that will
pierce the heart of any man. Let him take control and, if is meant to
be, it will be.
In the meantime, you might also want to learn how to crochet, a good wife knows how to crochet.
Yours, as ever,
Barb
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Dear Dame Barbara, sense you, i and sandgoblin are the only knighted ones will the others ever be as good as us?
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Dear Dame Barabara,
Why is the world round..ish?
Sincerely,
The Donkey Boy
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Lady this is your friend and squire do we know Hamk's intentions? He must pass the test for such a fine lady as you
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Dear Sir: Poseyal,
A title is a sign of breeding. No-one will ever be as good as us.
Barb
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Dear Ms Elinesca,
How lucky you are to have so many suitors!
Is Mr Hawk not already married, then? I was led to believe he was.
If so, then you must leave him alone, a man who will leave his wife once will have no compunction about doing it again.
Do what you feel is right, in this case, I think it must be Mr Wallace.
Best wishes,
Barb
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Vote: Beebo for Eli
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Dear Zickie,
I'm certainly no scientist, nor am I the world's creator. You might want to ask the Spaghetti Monster.
Barb
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Dear Barb,
I have problem with picking my nose.
I don't do it in public, but I have fantasies of doing it.
My question is, is it ok to pick my nose and if so should I act on my fantasies.
Yours faithfully
Mr Normal
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Dearest Babsy,
I have been attracted to Elin since day one. I have heard that a marraige proposal should be the easiest decision you make. Is this true?
Anxiously awaiting your response,
beebo wallace
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Dear Mr Normal,
Unless you want to be thought of as a despicable oaf, I suggest you keep your personal hygiene personal.
Yours in disgust
Barb
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Dear Mr Wallace,
Marriage is not something that should be entered into lightly. Nor is
it something that should be thought of as trivial or unimportant.
Having said that, once you know it's right, there is no mistaking the
feeling that you will be with that special someone for the rest of your
life.
Have you had that feeling with Miss Elinesca? If you have, then go forward with love! If you have not, maybe she's not the one.
Only you know the answer to that question.
Regards,
Barb.
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Dear Barb
There is this group somewhere in the internet, but I can’t tell you
where for confidential reasons, and they don't like my photographic
efforts and I'm feeling very inadequate
please help
love
Confused and alone
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You do it so well, I think I'll have to quit.
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Dear Miss trentretro,
How well do you know these people? If they are people whose opinion you
really care about, people you like and respect, then perhaps some
photography classes would be in order. Or maybe find a new hobby that
you will be able to excel at.
If, as I suspect is the case, you don't know these people any better
than you know the milkman's cat, then you really have nothing to
concern yourself with.
The internet can be a wonderful place, but it can be all too easy to
lose all sense of perspective and think that the opinions of complete
strangers makes the slightest bit of difference.
We all like to be loved, but being loved by strangers is at best meaningless and at worst cause for a court injunction.
Keep snapping if it makes you happy!
Yours,
Barb
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Dame-B - In answer to a query above, you replied: In fact conception is only possible if the woman has no enjoyment from sex whatsoever.
The papal line is that sex should only be undertaken within the
sanctity of marriage, for the sole purpose of procreation and never
with pleasure in mind. Pretty sound policy, if you ask me.
Whereas your assertion, on the other hand, is an invitation to young
women to indulge in hedonistic sexual encounters, safe in the knowledge
that while they're having fun, they cannot conceive.
Is that true, by the way?
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Barbie, Babe - are you there? I'd appreciate an answer to my question. It's quite urgent. Thanking you in eager anticipation.
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Dame Barbara Cartland [deleted] says:
Dear Mr Benedict,
Apologies for the delay, I had to get my latest tome off to the publisher.
I was speaking to Mr Vern, a married man, about the most effective way to start a family.
I am shocked and more than a little hurt that you suggest I'm advocating sex outside of the holy bonds of marriage.
You and I share the same views in this regard.
Yours,
Barb
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Come now, Barbara. We all know that your love life was more than a
little complicated on occasion, although we are all fallible, (except
me and God of course), and you've had plenty of time for repentance.
But to get back to the point, is it really true that a woman can't conceive while she's having fun?
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There are some questions which are easier to ask outside of Rome.
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Who?
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Dear Mr Benedict,
That's what my mother told me.
Regards,
Barb
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Dear Miss Elinesca,
No-one can ever be as beautiful as rebekka. Thomas Hawk is already more beautiful, however. He's the Snow-white of Flickr.
Just learn to love yourself, and practice that crochet!
Love 'n' stuff
Barb
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Dear Barb,
At this rather festive time of year I tend to be come somewhat
reflective and look back over the life I have lead to date. This has
lead me to become rather melancholy this year. You see I am rather
smitten with a certain someone but do not quite now how to show my
feelings toward her. Besides not being able to discuss my feelings with
her there is this slight problem in that she is one of the alternate
personalities living in my head. Any thoughts on how I could persue
this relationship, and whether it would even be a good idea to persue a
relationship with one a person who lives only in my head.
Waiting patiently,
Sleepless (and a bit drunk) in Tampa.
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Dear Barb,
For many years I have pondered the meaning of life, why we are here and
what my place is in such a random universe. You, being so wise, can
certainly answer this question of meaning for me that torments me
daily.
signed,
all we are is dust in the wind
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Dear Barb>
Is Superchou correct are we just blowin in the wind
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DEAR BARB
Are the words of the prophets written on the subway walls,
And tenement halls,
And whispered in the sounds of silence?
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Dear Barb,
I find myself enjoying Oprah and Redbook (sure I dig Dirty Harry flicks
and Car and Driver), but Oprah just has a special place in my life.
I this normal for a guy - or should I, how should I put this... recalibrate.
Related thread below...
flickr.com/photos/zamario/64316988/#comment2120 5584
Waiting impatiently for a reply.
Sincerely,
Hashim A
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Dear Barb,
A photographer I greatly admire recently admitted he watches Oprah and
reads Redbook. I am having trouble coming to terms with my desire to
learn from his photographic genious and yet at the sametime ridicule
him for watching Oprah and reading Redbook. What should I do?
Sincerly,
Baffled and Confused.
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Dear Dame,
I was on the batter lastnight till this mornin and now I have a
terrible craving for a Mickey D's meal. But Im in my socks and its cold
outside and they dont deliver. I know this may not seem a very urgent
issue to you but I really feel I need it! Please help?
Shtarving Bogman
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Dear Dame,
If its not too much trouble I will have a BigMac, large order of fries, and a chocolate milk shake.
Thanks,
Hungry and impatiently waiting for food,
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So many questions...
Eli, you should love everything, you're lovely.
dshalock, the friends in your head will never betray you, nor break
your heart. Let love in, it is the only path to happiness and inner
peace.
Superchou, you are here to find yourself a husband and make babies.
That's what women were made for, and what they should spend their life
doing.
Posey, I suggest you cut down on the beans.
soundtemplar, I am a rock.
Hashim, it's perfectly normal to like fat ladies if they're rich. I'm fat and I'm rich. You want some?
dshalockboy, you need to decide which is more important to you. Your
hobby, or your principles. If they're incompatible you must give one of
tem up. A divided person is an unhappy person.
In regards the McDonald's... jahbuzz, I suggest you get yourself a wife
who'll make you your own meals, as disgusting as you like them, without
having to go outside. dshalock boy, you really should go to Burger
King.
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Thank you dame, but I dont think you realize how pressing my
predicament is. I need it now now now! A wife, where? Corins too
popular I will be lost in the crowd. Eli loves Beebo. You'd be alright
for one night but I dont think you'd respect me and you certainly
wouldnt get me a chippie supper.
Try again?
Half dead with the hunger
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Dear jahbuzz,
I think both those "ladies" would have a go if you asked them.
In regards your dinner, might I suuggest getting a taxi to the
restaurant? You might even be able to pay the taxi driver to go for
you. I've done that when I've run out of gin before.
Love 'n' stuff
Barb
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Thank you you are the DAME
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Thank you dame for all your kind advice! I ended up driving. Not before
I had to get some warm water to de-ice my car. Then when I finally made
it to Mickey D's the fucker was closed!! Closed??! It never fuckin
closes! I havnt had a MD's in years the the one time I NEED one the
bastards closed. Gonna find that Clown and blowtorch the shite! Anyway,
I went to a Supermacs (Irish Gaff) and ordered a Supermac and large
GARLIC CHEESE CHIPS. She said curried chips? I said no no no, GARLIC
CHEESE CHIPS, what, did I stutter? Grand so she says. Then I gets home
what kind of fries do I have? fuckin CURRY!! AAARgh!! the rage!!
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Will, will you be the one? Oh do, buy me some garlic cheese chippies??!!
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Barb,
Thanks so much for the feedback and my sexual identity crisis brought on by smoothy's remark.
Now I can safely give DB a hug for his kind words and not feel, you know, too, you know, weird about hugging a guy.
BTW, I've got this thing for Martha Stewart I need to figure out as
well... Will be in touch soon once I figure out why I'm so drawn to her.
Thanks again you princess of pinkness,
Hashim A
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Dear Barb,
Have upi ever had one of upir jalos frends steel ur gine? What shood I do?
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Forget that I've changed my mind. Second best is grand. My nickname was
Consolation Prize at school. Meet me at Main Street Norway at 5
o'clock.....
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Dear Posey,
For want of a nail, a kingdom was lost, but for want of an iron you will find yourself in deep trouble.
Some people aren't smart because they are poor. These people are typically beggars, thieves and drug addicts.
A real gentleman always wears smartly pressed panataloons, as I am sure you already know.
Cordially,
Barb.
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Dear BigFrank,
I believe you have fallen on rough times of late, are you one of these "smackheads" that I read about in the Telegraph?
I suggest you go for a rhousing walk outside, collect your thoughts and
come back to ask your question again when you are a little more
coherent.
Yours in disapprobation,
Barb.
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what should I make for dinner tonight?
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Eli how will I know its you? It could be sshalock boy, Brenda, Corin, even Mr. Normal (yikes!!)!!
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Dear Superchou,
Hmm, a tricky issue. I suggest you ask your gentleman friend what he would like and move heaven and earth to make it for him.
Put on a pretty dress too.
Love 'n' kisses
Barb
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Babs,
I think you are a very kind and wise lady so as a friend I feel I must inform you that I really dont think pink is your colour,
Sincerely,
Pob
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LittleFrank [deleted] says:
Dearest Dame,
My big brother, BigFrank, was asking me last night at bed time who
should be the next admin. I know many are asking this question. In all
of your pinkness and wiseness, who should be the next admin?
Concerned for BigFranks safety,
LittleFrank
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Dame Barbara Cartland [deleted] says:
Dear jahbuzzz,
If I wanted fashion advice from a braindead monkey, I'd ask Naomi Campbell.
Thank you kindly,
Barb.
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ha ha, sorry Dame, Im only messin, yer pretty in pink. Is Pob a monkey?
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Dame Barbara Cartland [deleted] says:
Dear LittleFrank,
Power is a wonderful aphrodisiac, so I would adivse against promoting
any of the more libidinous members of the group. Otherwise, I fear the
DMU will become a hotbed of scandal and ill-repute.
I would suggest you cast your eyes about you and look for someone with
maturity, a keen eye for a good picture and and attitude that will help
steer this group towards new glory.
Personally, I feel that Ivan has the romantic vision that
DeletemeUncensored is lacking. He's also Italian, I've always had a
soft spot for Italian men.
Yours,
Barb
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Dear Auntie B
There's someone on Flickr I like and resepct very much, but she
obviously hates me. I don't know what I've dadadone wrong or what I can
dadado to make amends!
Please help!
StevieB
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Dame Barbara Cartland [deleted] says:
Dear jahbuzzz,
You certainly look like a monkey.
Barb.
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Idi Admin - Glorious Leader of Uganda [deleted] says:
Dear Barb,
I have been a valuble member of the DMU community for sometime now and
I feel that there needs to be a celebration of diversity here in DMU. I
notice that we don't have a single admin from anywhere in Africa. As a
the former leader of the great and glorious nation of Uganda I think I
would make a most logical choice for admin representing the great and
glorious people of the nations of Africa.
Regards,
Idi Amin
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Dame Barbara Cartland [deleted] says:
Dear Stevie,
You could maybe ask her what the problem is. Or buy her some flowers.
She is probably holding a candle for you, but is embarrassed to show
her feelings. Take it slowly, one day you might make her your wife!
Good luck,
Barb.
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Babsy baby,
My loins are so dripping hot for one of the admins, yet she does not
even cast an eye at me. What can I do to let this beautiful admin know
that I want her to fiddle in my pants and I want to fiddle in hers?
Dripping wet,
kee kee
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Thank-you Auntie B
I have F-mailed her on two occasions but never received a reply... I guess I'll never know :'( Sniff!
Stevie-B
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Dame Barbara Cartland [deleted] says:
Dear Idi,
Good to see you again, I believe we met at one of Mrs Thatcher's dinner parties in the eighties?
I think you would make a wonderful admin for the group, your years of
successful adminstration in Uganda will stand you in good stead. Though
you may find that you need to take a tougher stance with the people you
get in this establishment.
I fully support your nomination, and wish you the best of luck for the future.
Yours, as ever
Barb
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Dame Barbara Cartland [deleted] says:
Dear keekee,
My, but you're a feisty one aren't you?
Girl-on-girl action is only appropriate if it's done in the context of a happy marriage, and for the benefit of one's husband.
If you and this admin would like to partake of some Sapphic pleasures,
then one of you really does need to get taken up the aisle as soon as
possible.
Yours, as open-minded as she can be
Barb
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lets see three admins? big frank thomas and whom else?
reminds me of a song
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Mrs. Rockwell [deleted] says:
Barb,
My picture of the three lovely doggies got deleted. Ken is furious, but
won't say so, and I am very upset, as I can't beleive how nasty
everyone is in this group, honesty I want to cry.
I have never met such a spiteful group of people in my life. If they hate me so much do you think I should leave the group?
Mrs. R.
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no you cant leave,,,
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Mrs. Rockwell [deleted] says:
but you are nice posy pal, all the others are horrible! :-(
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Mr Normal [deleted] says:
You'll have to un-block me if you want to be an admin. Eli.
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Dame Barbara Cartland [deleted] says:
Dear Mrs Rockwell,
I fear your husband's talents are beyond the ken of the petty-minded individuals who frequent this group.
Please continue to submit your puppies as you see fit, they really are lovely puppies. Almost as adorable as my FrouFrou.
Love and sisterhood,
Barb
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Mrs. Rockwell [deleted] says:
Oh Barb, you are simply ADORABLE!
Thank you!
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Mr Normal [deleted] says:
But I am to this group. And if you want to be an admin. you have to follow the rules.
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i should be admin.
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No chance of that Posey, at least until you put some breaks in your NOOOO... and restore the page format!
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Mr Normal [deleted] says:
Poseyal for president!!
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zombizi prime [deleted] says:
I vote for a Normal/Elin jobshare adminship, whereby they have to agree
on every admin decision made, argued through in a special thread.
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