♥ shhexycorin ♥

Blimey, I keep rooting around in Clicky’s annals and just found a right fucking gem.

Not many of you will know that our favourite Pulitzer Prize-Winning Photographer had a few brief forays into Flickr before he finally hit the big time with the cunts on that useless piece of shit of a website.

Well, I found a snapshot of one of these incarnations! Who’d have known that Clicky was so well prepared? Not me, he never had any fucking condoms on him!

Anyway, enough of the niceties, here’s PPWP in one of his earliest Flickr incarnations. Don’t click any of the links, you spasticated mong, it’s not really Flickr.

Enjoy.

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OK, so maybe I’m a number nerd, but it’s given me a little kick. So I thought I’d invite all my friends over for a party at Casa Corin. I’ve been cooking for days, the RSPCA thought I was the nicest girl they’d ever met. Ha! You can’t beat free food.

So, come cunts, come all.

*avoids saying “we’re having a ball.”

Fuck. Anyway get your fat arse over here and make me another mojito.

It’s a party, everyone’s invited. Bring booze, drugs and dancing boys.

Over the last few months, I’ve been a good girl and haven’t been doing anything to attract the attention of the authorities. But it seems that, my beloved Nuggets Mahoney and myself have caused something of a stir with our new Flickr group, FlickrCentral (Uncensored). It was either the behaviour of some of our esteemed members that did it, or maybe it was the revelation of our love affair to an unsuspecting society, but those cunts from MI5 are outside my house, AGAIN.

I could spy better than this with my Tony The Tiger Secret Agent kit. Wankers.

They’ve been there for the last five days, watching my every move, making notes, taking photos. But the fucking idiots haven’t realised that they left their camouflage in the van! I can see their every move, which admittedly is only every few hours and they do have the good sense to keep quiet though, except when it gets to dinner time. I’ve been feeding them tins of tuna just to shut the cunts up.

What really makes me sick is that MY taxes are paying for these utter incompetents. If you’re going to take my hard-earned cash to get people to harass and initimdate me, then the least you could do is get someone who can do it properly. Ya cunts.

The ongoing campaign to prove that Dave Gorman is a fraud took some exciting steps forward today, firstly, it went international and, for the first time, used LIVE things to do the balancing with!

My mate Arnold has always been a bit of a revolutionary, as a child his mother threw in front of numerous tanks during the Tianamen Square incident. It was only the fact that he’s always been a chubby cunt that saved his shit-stained life. Now he never goes anywhere without a kilo of lard in his back-pocket.

After he read all about Dave Gorman and his shitty balancing act on my blog, he decided to go the extra mile and try balancing his cat Phyllis on his own back. Ingenious! I have rarely seen such poise and skill when it comes to putting things on top of other things!

Arnold is a fucking clever cunt

The only trouble is he’s balanced it so well, now he can’t get the fucking pussy off him again! He’s been like that for a fortnight now, it was only because his cleaner found him trapped there that he managed to get his photo taken. You’d think that would be the reason behind his miserable countenance, but it isn’t.

Arnold is a fucking miserable cunt.

FlickrLeech is a gizmo that lets you see a lot more in a single page than Flickr ever lets you see in one go.

Have a play with it… To quote the thing’s creator, Houser: “You can view photos by Interestingness for a given day, ALL of a user’s images by Username or ID (NSID). You may look at all of the images in a given photoset, you may look at all of the images in a group pool, or you can search for images via keyword(s).”

I did a search for macro… Crash your browser! Fry your computer!

Give Flickr another massage.
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Miraculous piece of modern sculpture

After 5olly’s experiment to prove that Dave Gorman is a fraud, style ninja vork has recently taken on the shyster Gorman, with his daredevil creation, Glass, that has taken the modern art world by storm.

Gorman’s infamous rock balancing shenanigans have been shown to be nothing but a SHAM, as vork has clearly proven that he can balance things, on things that aren’t a rock. Fucking genius! The National Lottery should give him a grant. Or a new dobber.

Doling out the Rohypnol

Seeing as they wouldn’t let me into the San Francisco bash, I decided I had better throw a little party of my own to celebrate 2 years of the wonder that is Flickr. I invited all my Flickr chums along, nearly all of them dropped everything to come to the party of the year!

Mary about to chug Rohypnol

My sister Mary even flew over with her gang of mates - she wouldn’t miss a good gangbang for the world - and she brought with her some high-grade Rohypnol that you only get out in Asia.

One of my patrons very kindly provided as much booze as we could neck, a free bar really is all you need to get a party swinging… Even some gatecrashers couldn’t ruin this night and within an hour or so, everyone stripped off and started to get busy. We’d shipped over a shiteload of prossies from Berlin, but, to be honest, we didn’t need them - everyone turned into a whore before long, so keen were they to show their love for Flickr!

I’m about to get lucky!

Expect the patter of many tiny Flickr-baby feet very soon, though we’ll have no idea who the fathers or mothers are, I feel this is another perfect example of the Flickr community spirit! Not to mention the several XXX DVDs that will be released off the back of this party, if you were there, expect a fat royalty cheque!

If you didn’t come this time, you better had next year or there’ll be trouble.

Seems people really are as stupid as we always suspected. My innocent little photo was deleted by Flickr staff after they ‘received numerous complaints regarding your “Back Street Abortion” photo’. What cunts. Admittedly, I should maybe have clicked the “May Offend” button.

Having said that, I really can’t understand the fuss over this. Those girls knew what they were getting, no-one went into it with their eyes closed. It’s life, it’s going on in your towns and your daughter’s probably going to have one in the not-so-distant future.

update: much worse than back-street abortion is fancy dress, BAN THIS SICK FILTH.

“Another under-cover scoop from yours truly. This is going on every night round the corner from my house. Young girls from Mouslecoomb and Whitehawk are coming into town and having their babies torn out of them by men with coathangers.

Good luck to ‘em, I say, fewer pikey cunts in this town the better.”

After recently hitting the headlines with number one in interestingness getting the second most interesting photo tagged with “dog”, and having the fucking security services on my sweet little back, I’ve found myself beset with correspondence and attention of an altogether unseemly manner.

It might cost a year’s worth of sexual favours to keep a body such as mine safe, but these cunts are worth it. They can rip a man’s eyes out with their ears and are dead charming to boot. I’ve yet to enforce staff showers, but that won’t be long in coming.

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Shhexy ho jahbuzzz

So I’ve started a new Flickr Group, Shameless Whores. I’m fairly used to whoring myself on the internet, but I thought that what we really needed was a place where people could show the world how fucking great they are.

It’s really kicked off, with 140 people now whoring themselves to great acclaim. We have a fine collection of beauty, wit and shhexiest motherfuckers the internet has to offer!

Join the fun, show us what you’re made of, or just watch the lovely, lovely whores.