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Microsoft offers to FUCK FLICKR IN THE ARSE and buy Yahoo!

Saturday, February 2nd, 2008
microsoft:  STOP THE HATE
Microsoft = Microshit

Microsoft has made a $44.6bn bid for Yahoo! and, with it, Flickr. What horrid bullies.

Thank fuck lomokev and I were on the ball, I have immediately set-up an action group to fight the evil threat to the Paradise on Earth that is Flickr.

Called MICROSOFT: KEEP YOUR EVlL GRUBBY HANDS OFF OF OUR FLICKR, the group is taking POSITIVE ACTION with a petition, protest art and a mass suicide pact.

Plus, we’ve already made the New York Time blog! YAY! FAME!

microcock
Microsoft = Microcock

Beebo says I don’t update my blog anymore

Wednesday, October 17th, 2007

Which is a fair point. And I should, because I really am very interesting. With me not blogging you have to read some of the other shit that gets published on the internet.

With my blog, you can forget everything else and nestle in the warm bosom of my words.

So, this post is for Beebo Wallace. He’s a lovely ickle snuffle-bunny.

This is what happens when you try to tell Beebo Wallace that he is not a cunt

The Home Office is a bunch of fucking cunts

Saturday, September 15th, 2007
The Home Office is a bunch of fucking cunts

Sorry, this is probably my first ever serious post and probably my only one. I would know nothing about this were it not for knowing someone involved and I think it’s fucking disgusting. Please just take the time to read it and be informed… and if you happen to see Liam Byrne, please wank in his eye.

Thanks.

Last November the UK government changed the rules for the Highly Skilled Migrant Programme. The shitty thing they have done is to apply these rules retrospectively, suddenly putting many people who had made their homes here at risk of deportation.

This is akin to the government, after the written part of the driving test was introduced, saying that everyone who got their licence beforehand were now no longer licenced and would face prosecution for driving without one. Makes perfect sense, right?

One such a person is my close personal friend and favourite Uncle, Bill Tonghoek. He pretty much scored maximum points in the test, except for the fact that he doesn’t have a university degree, leaving him 5 short of the requisite 75. If you were to spend more than 5 minutes with the man you’d realise that there’s a very good reason for this. He’s clearly the most educated person on the planet and able run intellectual circles around most cardigan-wearing professors…. no university would have him. To say our country will be a poorer place without this high-earning, tax-paying, big-spending individual is a massive understatement, and not for the reasons stated above.

I’ll leave the rest to him, because it just gets worse.

"I’m getting kicked out.

I was waiting for Home Office to send me a form, which would have been a Refusal with Right of Appeal. Which means I was legally in this country while they took their 6 months working on it. It would have been a refusal since they changed the rules after I qualified and applied the rules retrospectively to people who are here already - you need a degree to qualify now. However, the right of appeal would have meant that I could take my case to a judge, while being legal in this country without prejudice to myself. Or even leave the country, without prejudice to myself.

Now, Home Office was whipped in the Tribunal Courts on the first people like myself - judges have all pretty much condemned what they’re doing to us. So now Home Office is trying to save face by not letting us get to a judge in the first place. So now they are denying us the right to appeal on all sorts of spurious grounds.

So out of the blue four weeks ago, this letter arrives telling me I am refused with no right of appeal and I must report to the detention centre immediately. No warning, no "ok we don’t want you here just leave in 2 months and everything will be fine". As of the date on that letter I am liable for detention. I had to report to the centre where they fingerprint you, metal-detect you, line you up like convicts. As is I am "lucky" not to be in "detention centre" - they don’t call it prison to make themselves look better. I have to report there every Saturday, like I am on parole. I understand suicide rates are quite high in these places. No one really knows what goes on inside there, but like Guantanemo Bay, they operate outside of the normal sphere of correctional facilities. The very few reports available on these detention centres suggest that they have a very poor human rights records, over-crowding and the normal abuse.

Even if I want to leave right now I can’t. They are holding my passport. They are processing me. They are throwing every legal trick at me to make me out to be a criminal detrimental to British society. So now I can only wait until they are finished with me and drive me to the airport - in the meantime I am technically not allowed to work or be here. They don’t let you work, they don’t give you money either, they don’t let you leave immediately either. So the longer they take, the more they make me look like an illegal overstaying immigrant. Which is exactly what they want. Everything they are doing to me now will affect any future I have of entering any country, anywhere.

So, if they had wanted to be decent, they could have said "right we want you to leave the country, if you do so in two months we won’t hold anything against you". Instead, they out of the blue turned me into a criminal.

I have a very very slim hope on EU Human Rights legislation - on the argument that the state is interfering disproportionately with my private and family life. This is the same EU Rights legislation that David Cameron and even a few "liberals" wanted to take away in favour for a new "British" Human Rights, which I can only assume would mean only the British have any rights in this country. (I would assume this would mean they can shoot Brazilians with even more impunity.)

Even so, this hope is slim to non-existent, as they are doing everything they can do prevent me from seeing a judge. There won’t be any public outcry over this, since the voting british public view immigrants like myself as sub-human."

The change in law condemned by Human Rights committee
Summary on timeline
Mayor of London, Red Ken bitching about it

PS. If you happen to be a cardigan-wearing type with the power to magically bestow lovely people with university degrees, then mail me!

Time for another “This blog is shit” post…

Thursday, August 30th, 2007

Fucking hell, it’s been long enough.

I haven’t blogged for ages because, well, I’m a lazy fucken cunt. There are extenuating circumstances, which mainly revolve around moving house . As you can imagine this took considerable mental energy, but I am now one of the landed gentry.

YAY.

This also means I spend less time at home, wanking in front of the computer. I have a housemate now, so I need to keep both hands busy whilst having a wank. I might get up to speed on the internets side of thing soon… as soon as my head dobber gets back from the repair-shop.

Meebo just got 500% shhexier

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007

I’ve been using meebo for a while, it’s a great way to combine all your IM accounts in one handy place when you’re not at your normal computer.

They’ve just launched a major new release, meebo rooms which is pretty fucking cool, to be honest. It allows you to create chatrooms in your meebo window, private or public, on any topic.

You can link to other sites, Flickr, youtube, etc, and it all sort of loads in your little room window. You can invite your IM contacts to join in the meebo chats - so someone on you AIM list can chat with someone on your MSN list… This is really cool!

You can embed them in your site. This presumably means that anyone visiting them can chat on them, like the meebome widget that I currently have in the sidebar of my site.

*points right*

How about if Flickr and meebo got super-friendly and allowed groups to have a “meebo” section where they could embed their own chatroom? That would make some old skoolers really happy!

It does seem a little flaky right now, but I’m sure it’ll settle down.

Anyway, being a complete Flickr whore, I created a meebo room for Flickr, login to meebo to see it in action properly, or you can engage in real-live chitty-chatty via the same room being embedded my site!

This is, officially, SUPANIFTEH.

I have my own meebo room too… Join me there for HOT action!

Photowalking Easter with 5olly and Betsy, Brighton, 2007

Tuesday, April 10th, 2007

We are Art. We are dedicated, Serious Photographers, so on Easter Sunday, 5olly, Betsy and I decided to get up before the crack of dawn (11am) to go on the inaugural Brighton Flickr Photowalk. After a breakfast of traditional Easter Sunday Crackling, we headed out into the misty morning, alone on the beach save for a few intrepid tourists and itinerant cunts.

We headed down from central Brighton, all along the seafront, past the abandoned West Pier, past the French market where we gorged on saucisson and duck mousse, past the derelict King Alfred Centre until we reached the balmy paradise of Hove Lagoon.

There we shot the wildfowl and punched a swan or two, before heading back along the shore to the city, lunch and an afternoon’s boozing with cunts.

With much post-processing and judicious editing skills, the Photowalking Team have put together a video montage of our very best shots from the Photowalk. I hope you enjoy it as much as we enjoyed putting it together!

Rape: The only answer?

Saturday, March 31st, 2007

No matter how hard we may try to avoid it, the fact is that rape is something that happens to all of us.

We must accept this truth, we must welcome it. Only then can the wonder of rape become clear. This may seem preposterous to you, but this just means that you have not truly contemplated the power of rape over your sexual feelings. You have not let rape into your life, into your heart and mind.

A friend of mine recently suggested that to solve the problem of over-crowded prisons, those who commit crimes could be visited by a government rapist and have their punishment meted out in the comfort of their own home. On the surface it seems like a good idea, but not for those of us to whom the idea is more than a little shhexy.

Actually it’s a fucking great idea, you wouldn’t have to go to prison to get a regular raping. I’m not sure how well the idea works on the crime-prevention side of things though. In fact, it just encourages it. Back to the drawing board, methinks.

Lucky little kitten
This little kitten must have been very, very naughty!

Meebo me!

Monday, March 19th, 2007

I ♥ Meebo very very much… it’s an easy way to get all your IM accounts online without the use of any software. So is useful if you’re at work… (*looks about shiftily*). At home, I use Trillian and apparently their new version, Astra, will have a web version to take on Meebo. But that ain’t here yet, and I don’t know if they’ll have a Widgets. Which I’ve just worked out how to use…

It’s basically a way to get chitty-chatty on a web page. Like in the right-hand side of my blog. If I’m online now, get inappropriate with me!

:)

OMG DA BEST BLOG EVA

Tuesday, March 6th, 2007

After mine, obviously.  It’s called I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER? and it requires absolutely no explanation from me,  not least because I’ve drunk too much wine to bother.

I’M IN UR CUPZ

shhexycorin.co.uk is the best blog in the world

Friday, February 23rd, 2007

Don’t you think? I know I do, mainly because it’s so very, very pink. It has some shhexy pictures of me in it and is covered in little love hearts!

Why bother going anywhere else on the internet?

To that end, and if you really love me, please nominate shhexycorin.co.uk for the Metro’s best British blog award. If I win, I’ll share the prize with me and my shhex toys. That’s all of you who put out for me and send me your genitals.

Forextra Brownie points, you could nominate me for a Photobloggie. I’m bound to win that one!

See you at the awards ceremony!