♥ shhexycorin ♥

Flickr has listened to its users, who have been protesting all week over the heinous lack of doughnuts on Flickr.

The protest has been a decidedly dirty one, with underhand tactics used by both sides. Flickr finally caved under the pressure and announced that they would give us donuts!

The enormity of this has not escaped the world’s press who have realised that our demand for doughnuts was much more important than other nonsensical crap (eg. threat of lawsuits) over the introduction of Flickr Video.

Digg it!

YAY! Flickr has added videos. It’s pretty fucking cool, not least because people are so pissed off about it.

The reason it was created, though, was something of a secret. Until today… What the world needs is thousands, nay, MILLIONS of videos of things at ludicrous speed with the Benny Hill music in the background.

I have created a group for this very purpose, called Benny Hill Videos, it is already the most popular group on Flickr! Join today… invite all your friends!

The showcase piece for the Benny Hill Videos group, is the second in the Easter Photowalk series, a follow-up to 2007’s masterpiece. Ladies and gentlemen, I give the Easter Videowalk, 2008:

Should you wish to listen to the Benny Hill theme tune, you can do so here:
Benny Hill, Yakety Sax

Microsoft = Microshit

Microsoft has made a $44.6bn bid for Yahoo! and, with it, Flickr. What horrid bullies.

Thank fuck lomokev and I were on the ball, I have immediately set-up an action group to fight the evil threat to the Paradise on Earth that is Flickr.

Called MICROSOFT: KEEP YOUR EVlL GRUBBY HANDS OFF OF OUR FLICKR, the group is taking POSITIVE ACTION with a petition, protest art and a mass suicide pact.

Plus, we’ve already made the New York Time blog! YAY! FAME!

Microsoft = Microcock

Pigsty Avenue asked where the cunting bookmarklets were for voting in DMU, so I’m putting them here.

Drag the 2 links below to your browser bookmarks

Delete!

Save!

Maybe that’ll shut the whiny cunt up.

Now, get voting!