♥ shhexycorin ♥

I’m just a girl who likes to have fun, sadly some squeamish retards insist on acting like cunts and spoiling that fun. Mainly by commiting genocide against me. I spend a lot of my time on Flickr, for some reason, I don’t know why, they hate me there!

My background
Born in deepest darkest Asia, at the age of 2 my parents had to sell me and I was shipped over to Europe by an entrepreneurial young man by the name of Dwight Davis-Penderton. He promptly put me work scrubbing his floors and dirty underpants. Nevertheless, he was a kind master and ensured I managed to get to school at least a couple of times throughout my childhood.

When Hurricane Katrina hit, Dwight had to travel to New Orleans for some serious looting, so he left me in the excellent hands of his good friend and Pulitzer Prize-Winning Photographer, Clicky McPhotographer. It was Clicky who first called me Colin, as he couldn’t be bothered to pronounce my real name, Chow Man Fat. He was also the man who taught me how to handle a camera and he gave me his Canon D70s when I left Luton to start my own life in Brighton.

I’m very happy here, I have met a lot of lovely people and many of them are my friends! I hope you like them too.

Say hello if you want to!
:)